Long John Alien

Alien mayhem on Christmas Eve!

(Alien Christmas Carols Included)

"What's Christmas for pirates with no place to plunder?"
Long John Alien is depressed on the dark side of Mars. It's Christmas Eve, and he has no famous good guys to fight. But then a glow covers the Earth, and one of his fellow pirates tells him about Santa and his ability to deliver toys to each child. For Long John Alien, it's a challenge. Off they go in their spaceship to plunder an Earth home, and plunder it hard!
Written in verse, with a brief appearance by The Grinch, this Christmas story is fun to share with children.

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