LONG JOHN ALIEN'S
NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Alien mayhem on Christmas Eve!
(Alien Christmas Carols Included)
COMPLETE WITH THREE ALIEN CHRISTMAS CAROLS!
"My Pants Are Too Tight" (Sung to "Silent Night")
"Santa Claus Is Beating Me Up" (Sung to "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town")
"We Wish You Some Hairy Fishsticks"
What's Christmas for pirates with no place to plunder?
Long John Alien is depressed on the dark side of Mars. It's Christmas Eve and Long John has no famous good guys to fight. Suddenly a red glow covers the Earth, and one of his fellow pirates tells Long John about Santa and Santa's ability to deliver toys to every child on Planet Earth in one night. For Long John Alien this is just the sort of challenge he needed. It's a fight! Off they fly in their spaceship to pick a fight with Santa and to plunder an Earth home, and plunder it hard!
Written in verse, with a brief appearance by The Grinch, this Christmas story is fun to share with children.
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